Why are adults so irritating?

I had to see Dr Tan for my last 6 in 1 vaccination today.

Before giving me my jab, she had to do some tests on me. Showed me a blue coloured cube and I took it from her. Then she let me drop it and didn't return it to me. Isn't it suppose to be my new toy? She showed me a raisin - still I don't get to eat it. What's the use of doing all these tests when I can't have them??
I was put on the mattress after that, she kept holding my hands seeing how tight I'd grab her hands and then she pull me up. I didn't co-operate a few times, then I decided I didn't want to play with her anymore and co-operated with her (otherwise don't know how long more she'll do the same test on me). The room was cold and she stripped me naked. My ko-ko-pok very cold leh... she touch my thighs and legs; arms etc... I was about to scream 'molest' when she stopped. Dr Tan asked mummy to come back in 2 months time to do the assessment because the assessment that she did for me is for 6 months to 10 months. And I'm only 5.5months old. Justifiable! So that it'll give me some time to develop more skills.

Mummy is concerned with the amount of milk I drink and it's not enough. But I'm just like mummy, I hate milk. Dr Tan said I drink too much water and asked mummy why she gave me. Actually I also prefer water. I feel that its cleansing my body.
But overall, I've grown.. though still in the 3% percentile. Very small baby she said but generally okay since I was born small. Yah! Feel like telling them " I small also good. Macam like chilli padi , very fierce."

My weight today 5.5kg, an increase of 1.1kg about 2 months ago.Both in 3% percentile.
My length today 63.5cm,an increase of 7.8cm about 2 months ago. I was in the 3% percentile but then I've not promoted myself to the 50% percentile. Good! I can fight with che-che soon.

After that Dr Tan poked my thighs. I cried and clinged on tightly to mummy. And then Dr Tan poked my other thigh again, I cried again. I wonder why........I'm suppose to take only one injection today, why two? Maybe because I didn't want to co-operate with her earlier on??

The adults are so stupid

I was finding every opportunity to bully di-di and they fell into my tricks today.

Aricia : Di di, smile for the camera... di di are you listening to me?
Ignatius : ya lah, ya lah.. your face so big cover me already,how to smile?

Aricia : My face not only bigger than yours, my legs are longer than yours too.. See?
Ignatius : Show off ! (covers his ears)

Aricia : My hands are longer than yours too!
Ignatius : Can you stop yakking? Don't say I never warn you huh....

Aricia : Warn what? You dare to do anything to me? See my fist?
Ignatius : I'm still a newborn, can't see far.

Ignatius : I can only see this close (leans closer)
Aricia : You don't come and pretend.. and stick your pi-sai on my face. Now I'm warning you... stay further away from me.

Aricia : Hey! You don't understand simple English is it? I slap you ah...

Ignatius : I may be small but doesn't mean that you can bully me hor? I can punch you.
Aricia : Nah nah pu pu........ you wanna punch me?

Aricia : Watch this! I punch with two hands
Ignatius : I'm a boy, one fist is enough for me to use on you. Make sure you don't go crying to your mummy/daddy.

Recent photos of me

Mummy has been snapping and snapping photos of me. And I'm getting so good in this now. I stare into the camera and a red light flashes and "click" the photo is taken.

I wonder when mummy will show it to me...................................

What's in the red red colour thing??

Let me show you what you should do with the red red colour thing........
You hold it and chew it

Oh no! You mean I still have this much to chew??

Hey! What's this? USD20 from that uncle?? You mean it's in the red red colour thing?? Thank you uncle.

My first Lunar New Year..and the days that followed

18th Feb (Sun)
I'm only four months (coming five) old and I've already celebrated Christmas, New Year and now Lunar New Year.

I get to wear (thank goodness not pass me downs) a new dress and I look pwetty.

I love my sister

In the morning, daddy and mummy gave me something red in colour. I have no idea what that is and simply put it in my mouth. Didn't mummy tell che-che that apples are red, so I think I'm eating apples?? No? It didn't taste nice anyway.
I don't know where I went today but as long as I get my more red red thing to put in my mouth - I'm happy.
I saw that uncle who didn't look chinese to me again, and he spent a long time with us.

Mummy went crazy with the camera again, snapping everything.Develop photos no need $$ is it??

At Jurong ma-ma's house

Wah piang eh... like this also can take? My mad mother tourist huh?
Anyway.... Singapore's CBD skyline

My papa and me. Do I look like my papa?

In Thai Express in my pwetty dress

In Tampines ma-ma's house

Finally we went back home. I was so tired and fell asleep- anyway that's what I do best!

19th Feb (Mon)

Nothing much except zipping around like a crazy piglet with my pigs daddy & mummy.Went out for a meal in a hot hot place, I didn't get to eat anything so I wonder why they had to bring me along to make me suffer. Then daddy & mummy sent that uncle to somewhere. Ai yah... I'm so small you think I'm a genius?! But all I knew was I never get to see that uncle again after that.

Photos taken today :

In the car on way home after sending uncle to somewhere
Reading papers

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Celebrating my turning of 5 months old

Enjoying my cake.. tasty. Can I have some more next month?

20th Feb (Tue)

Papa said he wants to bring us out for a movie. Yippee! I like the screen better than our home TV.

At home with che-che before going out

New mechanised sarong. All you need to do is to slot $1 and it'll put you to sleep..

The movie was so-so, I watched and then I fell asleep. Then mummy fed me something sweet and nice. I laid back on mummy's and opened my mouth.
After that, I got to taste popcorn. Very nice...

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I'm happy happy

Here's me laughing. I laugh all the time. Here's me laughing at Aunty Zet for coughing out loud. (she almost died of heart pain) Click here

And then here's me again - tummy time - today. I like to be on my tummy, I feel like I'm swimming.

A repeated visit

Made another visit today to see di-di with my che-che.

Today, I decided to be a good che-che and wanted to play with him... but he ignored me. So I did the thing that all girls are clever in doing - scratching. Haha!

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You know... sometimes it's good to be the middle child coz... I can complain to che-che if my di-di bullies me. I can bully my di-di for sure and get away scot-free.

Meet my cousin Ignatius

Today I went to the strangest place, the place where I saw so many small wailing things which the adults call them babies.
They are wrapped in blankets in pinks and blues, how is it that I'm in yellow sleepsuit?

So...I went searching for my cousin in the nursery. (baby looking at baby)

So.. who are we looking for? My baby cousin?

Where?Where?Where?

Baby Ignatius

This one my cousin? So small? Cannot play with me leh..

Oi! Ignatius, wake up!
Ignatius, call me che-che

I don't care (throwing a fuss).. I'm still a baby what!

Che-che in the bassinet.
About to return to nursery with a different baby (bigger)

The NG photo. Just as mummy had to whip up the phone, I banged my head against the glass. Then I hit again... in all twice! Aunty Zet trying to sayang my head.

Sotong anyone??

I am only a little baby but I do love to eat sotong (octopus). Sotong anyone??

Who's that?

I simply had no idea who this uncle is... but oh well as long as I have someone to carry me - I'm fine!
Don't ask me what was going on when the adults meet. I have no idea what they ate coz.........I can't eat and I can't see from where I am sitting.
When I wanted to be seen & heard; I started whining for someone to carry me.

Wah... how come this uncle don't look like us huh?
I tried a little of almond jelly

In MacDonalds

During the hours when we were out, I was so tired but didn't really sleep. I took about 2 catnaps coz I was really excited to see the things around me. I slept very well like a baby.... hey! I'm a baby! when we got back home.